i need to go to bed but my dash is fucking gold rn jfc
MY CARDS-hoistdatrag
SAY GOOD BYE TO EXODIAAAAAAA
SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIAAAAAAAAaaaa
im going to fucking cry
please no
i think i threw up a little
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
Leeann laughed at 90% of supernatural and thats what I really should have expected
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
how come there hasn’t been an spn episode where they don’t figure out the spooky and they just throw up their hands and go “SOME THINGS JUST CAN’T BE EXPLAINED” like that would be some creepy and dark shit
I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.
Fuck.
I mean, I’m okay with the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part, but really, I can do without the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and I really, really get enough of that from the undergrads…..
And I find it extremely unlikely that I’ll ever get a Steve. Or a Pepper. Or a Bruce. Or a chosen family like that, ever, ‘cause, really, the only thing that guy and I share is extraordinarily bad luck. I’ll probably end up with the shrapnel….You know, I can cope with being an independently wealthy smartarse - last film was Much Ado About Nothing. I can also cope with Clark Gregg being my uncle who gets drunk with me.
STARSHIP CAPTAIN MFY!
Sexy Starship Captain and/or crew? i can get with that.
I’m Batman.
All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
I’m…a fourth-grader.
New York City bicycle messenger? Well that’s kinda boring.
I finger “hysterical” Victorian-era women and then make a fortune off of inventing the vibrator. Okay. ;w;
I’m Sailor Moon
I will bring balance to the Force. By killing all Jedi.
(Source: astroextensionist)
