so demisexual is a 100% valid identity on the ace scale
but if you only ever headcanon characters as demi bc you want to have ~an asexual homg so inclusive~ but also want your character to do the diddly-do then friend
you have gravely misunderstood asexuality
writing Black characters: he was a Black man in his sixties
people complain about accidentally making “relatable” posts but what’s truly unfortunate is accidentally making a post that everybody in the world feels compelled to add their opinion to when they reblog it
"what’re we gonna do in cologne for eight hours"
go to two different Starbucks
Is this a panic attack or is my blood sugar just low
Is my blood sugar low or am I just too hot
Is my blood sugar low or am I just hungry
The adventures of a diabetic
Sorry, I’m still stuck on that Gordon Ramsay as the Potions Master post.
"We’re going to use fresh, vibrant dragon toenails, locally grown and sustainable."
"You don’t add eye of newt to a room temperature cauldron, you ignorant shit."
"It’s fucking raw!"
This would go great with Bobby Singer, Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
"Here, let me look it up in my How to Sweet-Talk Ukrainian Dragons manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one."
This is a seal with hiccups.
im in germany
friendly reminder that tomorrow until next sunday i am traveling and wont be on tumblr v much
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
ok so i go to a freaking dollar store, cuz i want to buy “”krazy loom bands”” and make myself some cool ass bracelets
and i pick out two packs and put them on the counter. dude behind the corner is like ‘okay, 2 euros please’ and i go into my wallet and i pull out a coin with a silver outside and a gold inside, expecting to to be this wonderful piece of shit
and i put it on the counter. and we both look at it. there is something wrong. there is something very wrong with my two euro coin. because it doesn’t look like this
it looks like this
do you know what this is
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COIN OF LIES AND DECEPTION IS
IT’S A FUCKING ARGENTINE PESO
SOME MOTHERFUCKER WENT IN A STORE AND PAID WITH THIS FUCKING COIN AND THE CASHIER FUCKING TOOK IT AND IT GOT PASSED AROUND BY LORD KNOWS HOW MANY CHUMPS BEFORE I BECAME THE FINAL CHUMP RECEPTACLE OF THIS WEB OF DECIET
IT’S WORTH NINE FUCKING EURO CENTS
IM SO MAD I JUST WANTED SUPER FASHIONABLE WRIST WEAR!!!!!!
DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.
Not one major Hollywood studio has released a 3D animated feature starring a black character.
SHES VOICED BY RIHANNA
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME